*News Flash* "A new species has been discovered a few days ago by a pair of young boys. a dragon. We will now proceed to tell you the whole story. Two boys reported seeing a red dragon hiding in a large cave in the forest that's being cut down. The two said that the dragon was leaving a trail of blood, was painfully limping, and had a cut/ripped wing. Several reports of a dragon had been reported before, but one of the pair of boys had a unnaturally big scale that they found. They then gave it to us, then we gave it to a lab for DNA testing. It turns out that it was a new species. And that's the story. But now we will go to the scene where professionals are going to get the dragon." "Right now we're at the scene where the dragon supposedly resides... But we need to be very careful still. We are approaching closer and closer as carefully as we can to the cave, but it appears that whatever's in there, has not noticed us yet." "Wait!" "What?" " Som- Something's in the- there..." "You're right! And it's huge! This is a giant scientific breakthrou- wait... Why's there a light in there?" "It's charging up a beam of fire! Run for it!" "Ahhh-... Bzzt bzzszzst"